I have never been injured by a windmill. #PresidentialDebate2020

Can confirm people are gathering across the river from Trump Tower in Chicago to bid a "fond adieu" to the person who has spat on our city for 5 years #ByeByeTrump #bidenharis2020

For every poll worker, voter, and volunteer!! I’m proud of us America 💗🏳️‍🌈 #bidenharis2020

now this video is useful #ByeByeTrump #bidenharis2020

Away In A Pret A Manger #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

What gender child is this? #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

Merry Christmas Baby Yoda #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

Christmastime corona is here again #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

Words do not do this justice, so just watch it. Thank you @Arnold

I’m going to say it - nothing really ever learned from panel discussions

Brought tears to my eyes. Lady Gaga nailed it #Inauguration2021

Katie Couric on JEOPARDY is like the overly friendly mom at the sleepover...

Hmmm racial bias in the military. Look around 60 Minutes. Bunch of old white men and token woman and black man on your staff.

Can I submit a claim for auto damage that never happened State Farm? Seems like you are ok with fraudulent claims. #AaronRodgersLied #AaronRodgers

Hey State Farm have you asked Jake from State Farm how he feels about #AaronRodgersLied quoting Martin Luther King?

Aaron Rodgers lied about being vaccinated and put everyone's health at risk...he gets an itty bitty fine. Colin Kaepernick takes a knee for social justice and gets black listed. See where I'm going with this.... #AaronRodgersLied

Thank you Budget Car Rental at #SFO for finding my wallet and contacting me by phone on 3/24. Thank you to three people who helped that I didn’t meet and saved me from missing flight home

LSU coach Kim Mulkey showing respect for the show by dressing up on court. Some of men’s #marchmadness2023 coaches need to ditch the track suits.

“‘I was trying to get to her, and security wouldn’t let me,’ he said in Spanish, before continuing in English. ‘I told them, “She’s my horse!”’” Despite heartbreak, Alejandro Alarçon is exactly where he wants to be: with the horses. dailygazette.com/2023/08/09/sar…

Does Matthew McConaughey live a charmed life or what #USOpen