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accidentally shit myself

so here i am at work, and i helped a girl into a fitting room, wrote the number of items she had on the white board and dropped the expo marker lid on the edge of her dressing room curtain, so i went to go grab it and she went to kick it to me and i accidentally GRABBED HER TOE

hanging out with Brian Urlacher from the 2007 Chicago Bears #iykyk

matty b came into work today 🥵😩😍 #fangirling

*a conversation i just had at work with a guest me: hey, can i help you find anything today? guest: hey i’m good, just looking around me: okay if you have any questions don’t bother asking me!! guest: …..? me: OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN THAT PLS ASK ME ANYTHING

you ever at the gym trying to hit a new PR, but your airpods die, so you have to go hard af while Fireflies by Owl City is playing over the gym speakers, it’s not fucking easy

Ohio State’s Kicker Is On Suicide Watch

#GoDawgs

sick to my stomach seeing all you mfs post your gfs today 😭 i hope the ceiling fan falls on y’all while y’all sleepin tonight

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need head (blown off) 🤠

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can we shotgun a beer together at your show in atlanta? Jason Aldean

we on sum black air force activity this entire weekend

forget Utopia, im tryna be Ontopia

i have a new found love for country concerts and blondes in cowgirl boots

i hope they give lil durk LIFE 🚔👮🏻‍♂️🚨 bro ain’t ever made a hit