Google is similar to Steam but for businesses instead of video games

This literally made me LOL. 😂

Kim Kardashian just had an episode with my old boss lmao

“So what’s your take?” “BBBBLLLLLLEEEUUUUUUUUUUUHHH” “100% agree”

🚨 Best Jews: 🇵🇸 1. Jesus Christ ————— 100% 🇺🇸 2. Albert Einstein ———— 98% 🇩🇪 3. Karl Marx —————— 96% 🇷🇺 4. Vladimir Lenin ———— 94% 🇲🇽 5. Claudia Sheinbaum —— 92% 🇵🇱 6. Rosa Luxemburg ——— 91% 🇺🇸 7. Adam Friedland ———— 89% 🇨🇳 8. Deng Xiaoping  ——— 87% 🇭🇺 9. Béla

Should I jerk off into this parking meter?

Just peeled back the fun layer on PinkPantheress and it's p cool. Makes me feel like I'm at a pop show blasting through windows 95 code

every company is every company

I could fix this country in about a week 😏

King Krule - Out Getting Ribs (2011)

They should get the writers of Stranger Things and The Last of Us (TV) and write the dumbest bullshit of all time.

Been workshoping a joke for a few days now. Lemme know what you think: "I'm gay and just shit my fucking pants"

On the phone with a uber eats support: wanting to be chinese is the new version of wanting to be black

Thinkin bout King Arthurs pull out game

That thing bleedin P

It rules how we’ve magically engineered a situation where you either gotta be on team Retard Police State or team Infinite Somalians

the boulder

I always though Humes billiard thing was dumb and confusing but it just clicked and it's blowing my gd mind right now