⚠️ PSA FOR THE PEOPLE OF SPEARFISH!! ⚠️

If this gets 75K retweets... I can either convince my bosses to bring this to the US... or be fired.

This truck driver is my hero.

What the elites don’t want you to know- PIZZAGATE For legal reason, everything in this thread is a conspiracy theory. #pizzagate

Got prank called by what I’m assuming were some high school kids yesterday asking if this is the Krusty Crab. Still thinking about how my dumbass didn’t say “no this Patrick.”

Two Rules for this heat.... 1. Drink lots of water. 2. Watch how you talk to me.

Not every old white dude has a small dick, but every old white dude with a small dick has a corvette.

If your drink tab isn’t higher than your food tab I don’t wanna go to dinner

You don’t need an audience to achieve greatness you need to focus.

#NewProfilePic

Fighting climate change one fat load at a time.

No place like home ✌️

Hopper bottoms are the water haulers of the cattle world.

Welcome to Texas. The sign says 75 but the road says 25.

Everything has a purpose. Take raccoons for an example, their purpose is to bounce under the truck and shut the fuel valve so the truck dies at 4am. #blessed

On the outside I’m hootin, but on the inside I’m hollerin.