You know when you look at a word for too long and it loses all meaning and becomes completely useless? Doily. Doily? Who chose doily?

Soft open! Get in here and see claudia mohodges1 and the rest of the dream team. @ 398… instagram.com/p/wIN62TDzhD/

Amateur move - I booked a flight for 10pm instead of 10am. Is my Frequent Flyer card revoked?

My room Ace Hotel #DTLA has a guitar, so I Googled "how to play guitar" and attempted to teach myself. It was... rough. Sorry neighbors.

And sometimes you pack poorly for the weather, realize all you have to wear is black leather and you look like you're in a biker gang.

Crucial lunchtime feedback request: what do you think my spirit animal is?

Say thanks to the real Santa this holiday and #DoubleTip your bartender like Bonnie, the Tip Wrapper youtu.be/ENUD5kPil6k from SKYY Vodka!

@Russell_Davis This makes me miss Rio Grande!

When are we going to start seeing news stories about thieves stealing iPhones off the end of Selfie Sticks?

Thinking about becoming a famous singer so I can go on @LFDHcom Live From Daryl's House and perform "I Can't Go For That" with Daryl Hall.

Do you want to work with me? (I mean, who doesn't?!) Event Logistics Coordinator position open Campari America in SF: linkd.in/1DnApD9

Pilot, upon landing at JFK: "Don't forget your jackets, hats, scarves and gloves. You're gonna need 'em!" ❄️⛄️

Looking for an amazing person to join our PR team! Must have luxury lifestyle/hospitality/F&B experience. #HAPPO mediabistro.com/joblistings/jo…

Across from guy at United Airlines Club who just said "I have spies everywhere" then rattled off his DC area code phone number. Not so sly, FBI.

"I could sell ketchup popsicles to women in white gloves" -Trixie @erik_trickett

Proud to be a part of Campari America as we toast to #SpiritedWomen for #WomensHistoryMonth bit.ly/1EBiqe7

I am completely fascinated by this show - Why Spike’s Lip Sync Battle Is Doing So Well -- Vulture vulture.com/2015/04/spike-…

Happy Negroni Week all! May you celebrate with bounties of Campari, Gin and Sweet Vermouth!

Can someone please do a Kickstarter for Sister Act 3: Back in the Habit Again?

Team Italia at #milanotorino seminar. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly #bitterlove #negroni @ Tales of… instagram.com/p/5K7hpkDznL/