To whoever sent 10000 Fixers to Wuthering Heights You should have sent more because I’m still alive

Anyways strawpage time

"Heathcliff and Catherine vs Beefcliff and Cathchicken who wins" -> I don’t know that’s kind of scary wutheringmistress.straw.page

"Hello, Catherine! I am the one who made a portrait with you with the caption “your portrait” Should i pursue this career :3" -> ummmm sure wutheringmistress.straw.page

"cathy... I have.. cramps.. bring a heating pad please... ough" -> it’s been 3 weeks are you still alive wutheringmistress.straw.page

"Here I come, Queen of Heaths. Do you have enough cliffs in stock?" -> no wutheringmistress.straw.page

"Miss Earnshaw of T Corp’s Wuthering Height, what is your opinion on W Corps source of transportation?" -> pretty convenient I love being at my destination in 10 seconds with absolutely no consequences whatsoever wutheringmistress.straw.page

I know you 🫵 you whisper in my head sometimes

"This is Kim Ji-hoon. The WARP Corp. Heathcliff ID has been discontinued. There will be no further communications." -> i bet you feel real stupid rn huh because I have that ID wutheringmistress.straw.page

"look under there" -> under where wutheringmistress.straw.page

"hi cathy" -> hi wutheringmistress.straw.page

Whooaaahhhh 😮😮😮😮 I want to print this and hang it on my wall

"Throws feathers at you" -> keep throwing feathers let them be free wutheringmistress.straw.page

Not anymore

Hello!!!!!!! 😁😁😁

I approve

One time in 11th grade i was at a social event and i kissed a girl and it permanently altered my brain chemistry and sometimes i cant stop thinking about it

Why are you giving this thumbs up

// noticed sinnertwt making a comeback so i decided to take the opportunity to make an account of another character i wanted to run a sinnertwt account for twinkles shiny eyes

Hi