“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

How can a movie be so good and so bad at the same time 😭

Nobody talks about how living in survival mode can kill your femininity…

Our nose rings are going to be our generations version of the aunties with the one gold tooth.

The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.

Miaka 10 hujawahi kuongea na mtu ghafla asubuhi unajikuta kwenye group la ndoa. Can you people try to utilize well that small cycle you have Thuli,Khuli... Mbali Sabela.

Me at 3AM wondering how I'm going to change my means of transport from LEG to GLE

The music your parents played growing up stays with you for the rest of your life.

I DONT WANNA HEAR THE WORD “PAPI” THE REST OF 2026 BC OF THIS MF!!!!!!!

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

Women with smaller boobs are really living my dream 🥺

“How do you see yourself in 30 years?” Me:

How fast I expect my hair to grow when I use hair growth products.

Incoming video call…

To the people who take photos of restaurant menus and post them on Google Maps: may both sides of your pillow always be cold, I am forever grateful for your service

Ngl i feel like twitter is for people who text instead of call and that’s why it feels so nice here.

She doesn’t know it yet, but in 6 months she’ll be: • debt-free • financially free • traveling whenever she wants She’s YOU, babe. Claim it.

One thing about Excel? It will catch up with you in corporate 🫵🏽😂😂