i live every day doing my psychic readings with a spiteful smile on my face in regards to my ex from 10 years ago who just thought i was crazy lmaooo guess crazy pays the bills now idk

had a convo w my saturn in pisces friend today & as an aries saturn it became so apparent how different those energies are my aries saturn is like emotional discipline my ass! i set the tone 😎 and her pisces saturn is like um no be sensitive and submissive for the greater good

the older i get the more i realize i gotta start going for men who’s first girlfriend kinda looks like me lmaoooo it’s the only way

the only ppl who ever say “love of my life” are the ppl who have been married 45 times

i know bitches are punching the air rn bc i unlocked the dark hair blue eyes combo

gotta stop crushing on dudes with no integrity lmao so icky like ur literally a man what

i just want to meet someone who wants to *go there* lol like why is everyone so afraid of depth i don’t get it

my sister told me i text her like im the guy that doesn’t wanna date

gossip is so funny bc everyone gets so mad abt it but it literally makes the world go round idk why that tell you

hate when i’m in a bad mood and ppl try to help lolol like unless you have a way to allow me 48 hours of uninterrupted sleep, plz no

everything i do is sus just bc im pretty lmao

mars opposite pluto let’s fuckin goooo

some of yall act like karma doesn’t exist & then act surprised when you’re handed back your own mess.

i love the conservative mindset of owning as much land as possible just to say you have like a 50 acre woods

I want all of you, but only if you survive me.