My job is to put the babies' shoes on the wrong feet and then tie the laces really tight. That way, only a whatchful eye would ever know! That's movie magic baby 🥰

How I look vs. how I eat

Too bad most french films are bad. They've got the best living actors over there.

So he wrote in early modern english but spoke modern english? Damn dude, this Shakespear guy really was ahead of the curve!!

Man it's gonna be poppin off in the R.L. Burnside chat fr 😂

She's my english teacher alright, the way I always be calling her MOTHERRR!!!! 😭😭😭

And yall know that Travis would be the one to measure your inseam according to the school dress code 🤣🤣

Send Americans to Germany? Man, yall want the Third Reich to rise up again that badly?

POV you're going to heaven:

I think it's a safe bet that Nic Pizzolatto isn't a democrat

It's real

Being in a movie doesn't equate being eligible for a nomination.

Yeah, I love my dog too 🥰

The user has terrible taste, but also; if you're a cinephile that watches "everything" 1 star ratings would without a doubt be the norm. This person watches normy shit though, so disregard.

And this everyone is the root cause of the viking age (plus some other shit).

Actually he's made about four

Tumblr is down the hall and to the left

Pedophile recognizes pedophile