#QuarantineMoneyMakingIdeas Sell pics of my dogs on vacation

Day 10 of #WFH Not sure what I’ve been doing but it’s taken me all week. I have been tripping over this annoying clothes dryer “someone” (the movers) dumped in the study 3 years ago. Today Dave picked it up and put it next to the washer - that took 3 minutes. I’m so daft 🤦🏻‍♀️

Dee Madigan

Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?”

9:15am on Blursday I’m ready to light the chimnea, open a bottle of red and get started on dinner. I’m thinking a roast tonight.

FACT The first cases of the novel coronavirus were detected in the U.S. and South Korea on the same day. South Korea’s mortality rate from the virus is 1/3 what it is in the U.S., and the country has tested about three times as many citizens per capita.

Current mood combination:

Ha ha America. You’re totally fucked 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Victoria Police reiterating that playing Pokémon is not a legitimate reason to leave your house in Melbourne

'If the family were on mainland Australia they could have easily arranged for the scan that Priya needs.' bit.ly/2DYbuSn

You can tell what sort of manipulated mass media we have in Australia when we excoriate two teenage girls on the front page of all the dailies for being stupid, while somewhere in the Caymans a handful of investors are still counting their share of $80M for non-existent water.

No, we are NOT doomed. 1) SARS-CoV-2 has a fatty coating, so soap & alcohol will disrupt it 2) Case Fatality Rate is 0.5%, not 30% like MERS, not 85% like Cholera in 1800s in France 3) it’s not as transmissible as measles 4) we will get vaccine, but must do social distancing now

I’m not sure who this man is or where this vid has come from but he’s made my day 😂😂 Gets better with every view 😭

⁦Zan Rowe⁩ An oldie for the editor having a bit to good of a time in that editors meeting #bangfan

🤦‍♂️ #victoria is introducing an #EV tax from july next year. the running cost of an EV will *double*! …putting EV’s further out of reach of the many waiting for the price gap to close. EVs make up < 1% of 🇦🇺n car sales, 1/4 global average, and vic chooses to disincentivise?

Is there a word for participating in an act that could delay the very thing you’re demanding happens immediately?

The same people that give zero f”””” about refugees being lockdown in prison for 8 years suddenly think they are Nelson Mandela after 4 weeks of being asked to be safe & not think about just themselves because we are all in a life - threating pandemic. #sydneyprotest #COVID19Aus

Hi Wil Anderson Any chance if I hang around before or after the Perth Saturday gig, you could sign 1 copy of your book for me? I'm so excited you're coming back - I have 6 tickets to the show! Please &thankyou, Cass