Wait- you mean renaming the Gulf of Mexico didn’t lower prices???

I go to work, I leave work, I blink, I'm back at work

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

Can’t believe next week is July, time flies when you work every day

I miss whatever age I was when I was able to sleep through the whole night without waking up.

Since summer is almost over here’s list of all the places I’ve been able to visit so far: 1. Work 2. Home

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”

“yeah no” is my favorite combo

Switching from WiFi to LTE cause I'm impatient

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

we broke while making triple what our parents made

IF I UPLOADED MY RESUME THAT HAS MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO MANUALLY ENTER MY EMPLOYMENT HISTORY AGAIN 🗣️

There’s no pain like Bills fan pain.

The idea that Sean McDermott would not be the head coach of the Bills for the first game at the new stadium had never entered my mind.

Apple automatically copying the verification code from messages still remain the best feature.

They did it. They made the perfect month.

this is the closest thing to gun control america has had

Estoy harta de tener que crear una cuenta para todo, así sea para comprar algo, para ver algo, para abrir una página, HARRRRRTAAAAAA.