W00T! 💃🏻 #MyTwitterAnniversary

Meanwhile in my neighborhood NextDoor: Amber chicken alert 🙄

Not today, satan cc: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

FUCK YEAAAAAAH!

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Payments is critical indeed. It does not matter how great of a service/product a company offers if they don’t allow customers to pay using their preferred payment method!

stalker or spy? 👀🐿

Her favorite spot 🐿

What fresh hell is this noise on pull to refresh and the status😱

USA is not Christian. You can swear on whatever fucking book you want. You can swear on fucking Harry Potter

Mensagem de Ano Novo aos amigos queridos pq todo mundo merece uma segunda chance!

It’s fascinating, and frustrating that this still holds true nearly eight years later. The Republican Party is such a disgrace.

I mean, millions of Americans face losing or seeing their Affordable Care Act (ACA) health coverage costs skyrocket in 2026, but sure let’s focus on what’s important here.

Ugh this shitty app is infuriating. Why am I not able to un-do a reposted tweet?

Reunited at work again!

Vamos ver se essa feijoada é mesmo Brasileira. A versão que eu escolhi não é a vegetariana. 😊