yt ppl really do be cutting donuts in half at work

sorry for leaving strands of my hair everywhere an angel tends to leave their feathers all over the place

One guy made both “The Glow pt 2” and “A Crow Looked at Me” but apparently that’s not enough to make you one of the best American songwriters ???

everything is folk music because folks be making the music

There is no way to insert oneself in a group of men Doing Bits without feeling like if amy schumer guested on cumtown

Your honor please man

its Tell Me Why You Did That To Me Thursday

The Lobster will come to your birthday party.

“Real Emo” only consists of Deftones and My Own Worst Enemy by Lit

a woman with no drivers license is the closest you’ll get to a modern day prophet

Living in nyc is basically seeing a guy you hooked up with 10 years ago everywhere you go

We drink soda we eat pizza

the constant pit in my stomach knows things i don’t

this next pandemic im taking the PPP loan fuck it. and im dancing on tiktok.

born too late to make fat ryan gosling feel loved and appreciated…

i once tried journaling but it looked like i was writing a suicide note

I pay NYC rent just to go to bed at 9pm and go see movies at AMC by myself

Me in the criterion closet: havent seen it Dont know what that is Havent seen it Havent seen it Too old Looks boring Havent seen it