lol did Twitter take away the ability to mute keywords? I don’t see it anymore

The other day at the gym I saw a commercial for a wig shop and their tagline was “if we can’t make you beautiful, it can’t be done!” Several days later, and I am still thinking about it.

What did I ever do to deserve this 😭

The one thing I dislike about having ADHD is the big step it takes to go from thinking endlessly about doing something to actually doing it like it shouldn’t be that hard

Armadill-NO 😂

Is there a battery that will charge a 16in MBP? Is this just wishful thinking?

Memento, but it’s just me trying to remember how this legacy app works

I can’t believe we have to say this, but teachers unions aren’t terrorist organizations. Oklahoma saw the horror true terrorism brings in Tulsa in May 1921 & in OKC in April 1995. Ryan Walters’ insulting decision to label our teachers as terrorists is sick, perverse & pathetic.

Everything is a backend-for-the-frontend Send tweet

If a dude doesn’t like Wonder Woman, that’s a red flag. Idk what else to say 🤷‍♀️

I get a lot of shit from my parents about hiring someone to clean my house, but I just tell them I’m creating jobs 😈

GRWM videos should be illegal

I’ve been working on a new project, and it’s almost ready for a beta. 😬🤯💃🙌

Ay, the turtles are out: 🐢 Stop to move them only if you can SAFELY PULL ENTIRELY OFF THE ROAD. 🐢 Grasp the shell firmly. DO NOT fumble the turtle. 🐢 Move the turtle off the road in the direction it was already heading. 🐢 Then go back to minding your own business.

I’m a bitch I’m an Orca Sinking boats Just off Majorca I’m a sinner I’m a whale My sinking never fails