WHAT. DOES. ORACLE. DO???????

i love people who are fluent in spongebob references

The conversation about A.I. begins and ends with the Spongebob episode where King Neptune mass produces hundreds of disgusting Krabby Patties through magic and Spongebob handmakes one delicious Krabby Patty with love

Lower the flags to half mast

I hope this email kills us both

christopher columbus would not want you taking today off, he’d want you selling b2b saas

Trisha Paytas & Moses Hacmon as Bridgerton’s Penelope & Colin for Halloween.

today i will reach levels of panic scrolling never before seen by human eyes

‘you live in a progressive area, you’ll be fine’ it’s not just about me, it was NEVER just about me. it should never just be about you.

RFK Jr. has the potential to win me over if he puts finding a hangover cure at the top of his priority list

Bruh Trump WOULD order a Filet-O-Fish

i think charli xcx should play dorothy in wicked part 2 and then she and ariana can sing sympathy issa knife

rachel platten singing 'fight song' on a rao's pasta sauce float with shen yun dancers.. this is why the parade is Beautiful and Must-See TV

icarly was right..live life..breathe air ..I know somehow we're gonna get there

me as a detective: ok wait omg