Twitter, please ban CNN.

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I asked for new sheets for my birthday. I’m officially an adult.

Remember when we had cable TV and all the channels were included? Now we pay $5+ for each individual streaming channel. 🤦🏼‍♀️

In ONE YEAR, the Left has normalized: Shutting down businesses Shutting down churches Force masking citizens Censoring private citizens and now, WORLD LEADERS. THIS IS NOT FOR YOUR SAFETY, YOU IGNORANT FOOLS. WAKE UP, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.

Big Tech censorship won’t heal America. It will only make them more powerful and our people less free.

So Google can ban :) but they won’t ban porn hub?? When did we become more okay with the latter than with free speech?!

So excited to read Annie F. Downs new book!!! #thatsoundsfunbook

Be with someone who sends you High School Musical GIFs. #HighSchoolMusical #hsm

“The white girls gotta bloom first before any fall spices come out.” -Jack

“Unment expectation produces the most severe level of bitterness.” @DebFileta #truelovedates

The CDC director has openly admitted that the Covid-19 vaccine cannot stop you from getting or spreading Covid-19. Think very carefully about why the federal government is trying to mandate it into your arm. These are scary times.

Americans, not the federal government, are responsible for taking charge of their personal health. It is not the role of the federal government to mandate their choices.

Fast-food employee: *hands me my Dr. Pepper in a paper to-go cup* (2 hrs later) Me: *drinks Dr. Pepper* Me: Dangit now it’s Dr. Paper. #drpepper #canyourelate

*first date* Her: I like a man who takes control. Me: *shows her the universal remote I have in my pocket*

ticketmaster is like “we’re sorry about all the technical problems, this demand was unexpected” as if taylor swift isn’t one of the biggest artists in the galaxy

If Chick Fil A was in charge of the Ticketmaster queue I would’ve had Taylor Swift tickets within MINUTES just saying

Who’s gonna tell Ticketmaster’s white collar crimes to the FBI?