You’re not a personality hire. You are another cog in a capitalistic machine.

You don’t have to worry about me singing through Wicked in the theaters. I will be crying instead.

My parents’ lives revolve around going to lunch and 4 pm dinners with their friends. Oh, to be a retired Boomer with a pension.

The fact I have to work on Halloween is truly criminal.

i’ve had this saved for months

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

GOP to quietly move Matt Gaetz to a new parish.

Not a single male artist on my spotify wrapped

Celebrities with the Hello Kitty phone at the 16th Annual Kid’s Choice Awards (2003)

You deserve a sweeter and more gentle tomorrow

our last week before 4 more years of trump

If I have to become a housewife can I at least get some quaaludes?? Robert F. Kennedy Jr

Call me Red Forman the way I blame these current events on Nixon.

And still waiting…

can I come over to your house and do this

may March be sweet and full of blooming

you can just drink on a patio and believe in love again. and that’s okay