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Cari Jo

@carijowriting

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BREAKING: Nikki Haley is bashing the Trump campaign for running one of the weakest candidates and races she’s seen. It’s clear the dam is breaking within the Republican Party and the base is fracturing. Retweet so all Americans see this.

Cari Jo (@carijowriting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When I see “activist” on a dating profile I swipe left. Life is too short to be constantly on. Finding someone who lessons your anxiety and find the good in life is so much more tranquil than those who are always looking for some cause to fight. Exhausting.

Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Thanks to everyone who complained about this trailer and even signed a petition to get #Armageddon removed from Netflix. You helped it win a Golden Globe & become the most watched special in the world 😂

Jimmy Failla (@jimmyfailla) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ENOUGH about "the first all female space crew." It was a fully automated ship so they weren't even flying it. This wasn't some kind of game changing breakthrough, it was the world's priciest Six Flags ride.

Cari Jo (@carijowriting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Serious question. Trying to make this happen: Anyone know how I can become the Captain of the #Enterprise? Apparently that’s when I can have a basset hound. William Shatner Patrick Stewart Scott Bakula