Hey Yardbirds! I'm in a tie with the pathetic sissy Kings of Leon in #OgleMadness. They suck as much as Regular Jim Traber.

You pathetic Yardbirds let me get beat by a sissy rock band in #OgleMadness. My favorite band is Men at Work. Fools.

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Yardbird Alert: Regular Jim Traber is now on Twitter: Jim Traber

Be happy! Be happy! We hope you'll be happy too. *whistle*

I just changed my Cardboard colon bag. Smells like paper.

Just read my paper. What happened to Mr. Monday? That guy was pathetic. Called me a misogynist. What a whiny, girly thing to do...

@mclovintatto3 Thanks for the tweet. To answer your question, Al is a pathetic little sissy boy.

Just finished reading the Oklahoman Sports Page. I love reading my newspaper every morning.

Remember this Sooner Fans: There is only one Bubba Moses.

Go Cougars! You sooner fans are pathetic!

How about my Oklahoma State Cowboys!

These videos feature a handsome dude...if I do say so, myself. http://tinyurl.com/me8co7

You lie!

Ben Roesthlisberger is the greatest player of all time, next to me. I wouldn't trade him for Joe Montana in his prime.

Jeff Reed! What a yardbird!!

Uhm, Rusty, can you play some of my favorite music for me please?

Just had brunch with my homeboys Brent Venables and Kevin Wilson. These guys are big leagues!!!! How dare you OU fans rip em'.

Just woke up and watched my Hunter Mahan highlight tape. He can really stroke it!

Hey Bob Barry, Jr., how do you think Hunter Mahan is going to do this weekend?