As I’m sure you’re all aware, I just blew out one of the walls in Engineering. I was testing my latest batch of O’Brien’s Famous Chili, and added a new type of Klingon exploding pepper. On the plus side, Worf has rated this batch as “With Honor”!!

Gul Dukat @klingontoes Annorax working with the CDC to cut that 5 days down to 2 with time travel.

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“Every time a bell rings a Ferengi gets his lobes.” - My mom after watching DS9: Body Parts

Julian!! I did it!! I FINALLY found a use for self-sealing stem bolts!! You see, this crate of them makes a PERFECT seat for me while I go to town on this extra large pizza from Quark’s!! Look, it’s got EXTRA GARLIC!!

Julian, the whole POINT of Greco Roman wrestling is the CHALLENGE!! That’s why we NEED to wear these loincloths and cover ourselves in OIL, for the bloody challenge!! NOW GREASE UP LET’S DO THIS!!!!

Imagine being a person who sends an email like this.

“Star Trek is woke now” the main characters of Deep Space Nine include Black Jesus, Bisexual Terrorist, Trans Worm, Doctor Twink with his boyfriend Fashion Lizard, Traumatized Goo, Communist Himbo, and Pro-Union Irishman

IF YOU SEE A YOUNG PATIENT WITH A UTERUS AND GI SYMPTOMS AND DEBILITATING PELVIC PAIN AND ALL OF HER WORKUP HAS BEEN NEGATIVE SHE HAS ENDOMETRIOSIS UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE

Libs of TikTok is PERMANENTLY SUSPENDED from Facebook. They are leading a violent campaign against childrens hospitals, interrupting service. They are being called out by national media. TWITTER MUST FOLLOW, or it will be complicit in what is to come.

Twitter, if you need evidence by which to justify your suspension, here is a whole thread full of it: x.com/ErinInTheMorn/…

LMFAOOO PLEASEEEEE i said 5 words

Jenn McAllister this was last year, I still think ab him sometimes

Someone fed my dad pepper today even though he asked them not to put it in the Thanksgiving food & he got sick & had to go home. They thought “a little” would be ok. No means no. If someone has food allergies/sensitivities, dietary preferences, religious reasons, etc—no means no!

Listen Ensign, it’s a known fact that Morn makes the best grilled cheese on the station, that’s WHY we’re all in line!! Yes, it IS a lot of smoke. I assume that’s part of the process!!

I’ve blocked hundreds of transphobes in the last 16 hours. Imagine if they put that energy towards something useful, instead of spending their time dunking on a professional Dungeons & Dragons YouTuber and acting like they’re saving the world from gender