Sign a bastard striker you useless cunts

If Benteke is the answer what is the question?

An atmosphere of confusion and disarray engulfs Compton this evening as Rayan Aït Nouri sits down to his afternoon meal only to glance upon his plate and notice a bean that looks remarkably like Lee Naylor

Generational talent

Tension in the air as Scott Sellars goes down the chippy to order cod & orange chips. “ That’ll be £7.95 please”. Scott offers 75p and a John Ruddy Panini sticker. Rejected. Scott mutters to himself “Some people just blindly pay, I like to think myself a little different to that”

Shades of indigo and fuschia streak across the summer sky as the sun sets on Conor’s Wolves career. He inhales the warm air slowly and thinks of the time Jeff bought everyone a pint in walkabout. A rueful smile crosses his face as he pressed down the lid on his purple wheelie bin

I’ve no problems with Conor’s Everton interview. People need to realise he isn’t going to show up there and say he didn’t want to leave wolves but they’re changing system. His kid plays for them too, perfect situation for him I wish him nothing but the best 🐺

Forest buying MGW for £35m+ is the equivalent of me buying a Freddo for £139.50

Wisps of silver and grey dance across the room, expanding slowly as Scott Sellars exhales. A Cuban cigar glows bright orange in the darkness as he gazes at the Jorge Mendes poster that adorns his bedroom wall. A knowing smile briefly crosses his face before fading into the abyss.

Collins was immense today. A monster physically. Such a shame he got caught out for a moment for the goal, up against the best no 9 in the league it could happen to anyone. Him and Kilman have so much potential 🐺

Guedes was lively - mainly first half. I think once he settles in to premier league football he will be very very good. Was our main threat going forward

Nunes had a low key debut, good performance nothing too extreme and was unlucky twice not to score. Think it will take him a few games to get up to speed, but he didn’t look out of place

Neto man I love the kid. Thought his attitude today was first class, how many other forwards would put a shift in defensively like that for the team. Didn’t offer much going forward but I think he was fucked from all the defending tbf

Neves was class. Podence frustrating with giving it away but he’s a risky player it’s the nature of the beast. Moutinho smooth as ever

Adama needs a transfer. Clearly not giving it his all and he’s such a talent he can’t rot on the bench all season, we need to try and get some money for him cos he made it clear today he wont put a shift in for us

Neves put in a captains performance today. The cunt would lead us into battle riding a magnificent white destrier, first in, last out. Not a hair out of place but coated in enemy claret. A beautiful warrior.

Also Peter banks is a cunt. Not corrupt in any way - the decisions were even, he’s just incompetent beyond belief.

He just gets it.

I fucking love Joao Gomes

Is Nunes unprofessional? Yes. Are his actions right? No. Do I blame him? No. This is a potentially once in a lifetime opportunity to join the current best team in world football and even better given the fact kdb is out injured. For him it’s now or never. I just hope we reinvest