These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.

Been drunk in sports journalism class for a hour and this is all I’ve written down

Where my hug at?

if you see a Latina dragging me by my pash under the Electric Sky, mind your business. i’m in heaven

No one knows what it's like To be the bad pig To be the sad pig Behind swine eyes

Browns should invent their own tush push with Dillon Gabriel where they just pick him up and throw him over the line for 2 yards. We’d be unstoppable. #DawgPound

Why the fuck is our shitbag leader calling the Commanders game right now?

Deadass thought a new 9/11 angle dropped

Test your fucking coke guys 💔💔💔

LET ME OFF THIS IS MY STOP

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

How it feels to walk around farting at work

how tf is weed legal in different states btch i thought we was united

Just watched a 2 minute video of how walruses eat. What a time to be alive

This is what smoking a cigarette after 3 beers feels like

I will never delete TikTok

Just so a Hobo Johnson short and was reminded how fucking shit his music is