デリック (@captaintitties1) 's Twitter Profile
デリック

@captaintitties1

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linkhttps://soundcloud.com/blunt-entertainment calendar_today07-07-2011 18:11:14

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My coworker had a party last night so i show up and see this bitch owns like 3 air fryers lmao i was like damn youre really proud of that huh

デリック (@captaintitties1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I love that penguin meme man lol that shits lowkey inspiring. Like the penguin has no plan, no explanation, just embracing uncertainty. Amor fati as the philosophers would say😌

Casey Lawrence (@leanandcuisine) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Was playing smash bros with my godson and his Dad tells him if he gets one stock off me then he doesn’t have to eat his vegetables. Slim I cooked him so bad he started crying, this is what I do this for. This is why I love the game. Gon head and eat them veggies son

HustleBitch (@hustlebitch_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🚨 HOLY SH*T! SHE WAS WARNING US: “THEY ATE HUMAN FLESH!” In 2009, 21-year-old model Gabriela Rico Jiménez screamed this on camera before being arrested. She was dismissed as hysterical and then she disappeared forever. 17 years later, Congress releases Epstein files

Gina Milan (@ginamilan_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

JAY-Z shows up in the Epstein files, the Diddy files, and the Weinstein files… yet somehow he’s the only one who hasn’t gone to prison.

sure is a hot one (@playpigeonss) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Meet Michael Rubin. He's the reason all of your team's merchandise is cheaply made trash. He's the reason every league's jerseys are pure shit. He's the reason everything you buy lasts 4 washes. A true inspiration.

Ari Meirov (@mysportsupdate) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Larry Fitzgerald used to be a ballboy for the Vikings and got to watch Randy Moss from the sideline… Now, Moss was the one who knocked on the door to tell him he was going into the Hall of Fame. Pretty freaking cool.