I'm about to enter Living Spaces with CookieDoughlite... My bank account may not recover

Well CookieDoughlite left her phone in my parents car and I paid for a bag at the airport we didn't need to pay for... Today is off to a great start 😂

Let's add the Dunkin Donuts getting CookieDoughlite order wrong. Today feels like a day of losses 😂

So Monster Energy like I really need my double XP...

Who still has their Mixer blanket from PAX South? (Circa 2019)

My buddy had a 9-day shadow ban due to getting reported in Nuketown 24/7. He just played three games of Warzone with us and got shadowbanned again...WHILE we faced an actual cheater... Call of Duty needs to figure this shit out ASAP

TSA agent told me "Good Luck"

These newborn trenches are something else...

And just so we’re clear— Texas Democrats begged Republicans for weeks to pass flood relief but they refused and instead spent the entire special session focused on redistricting. There’s plenty of camera footage and testimony to prove that you gutless liars.

I had years to get content creation drive again... Unfortunately I waited until the birth of our first child 😂

Flood aid should be first on the agenda. If it's not then once again Texas Republicans are using the death of Texans to push Trump's request for redistricting forward.

So CookieDoughlite was all excited to give out candy this year, and kids are walking past our house... I have every single light imaginable on and 10 bags of candy to give away...

Ya so I did this at 550 and still did not make 1%...🤔

Update: Got the luckiest run with the extra boss...for now, we are in the 1%

Officially taking our first flight with Baby Cookie today. My stress levels are through the roof today CookieDoughlite 🤣

Update: I spilled an entire hot coffee all over our stroller bag 😭

I did not miss Austin traffic...

We deliberately book Delta Comfort Plus to sit near the front bathroom due to Baby Cookie... And of course the front bathroom is not operational today 😭