Do you think Admiral April may be holding a slight grudge over my hiring of Neera to represent Una?

I’ve heard that cadets can train you to handle toddlers. Or maybe it was the other way around. #spacedad

Regarding that extended ship warranty you’re trying to sell me?

Helm, set a course. There is a horse in that nebula!

When negotiating with the Klingons, send Spock with some blood wine. Sickbay can fix the morning after side effects.

That might be explain the assignments lately.

I’d have to say Unamused Phil Boyce even when he chases me with a hypo.

I’d rather meet with the Klingons than having dinner with the in-laws.

The better question might be: am I ready for some fancy flying? Engineering, make sure the inertial dampeners are working.

#captainbatel we can save her. We WILL save her.

Until a certain encounter with a crystal, I would have said that my worst nightmare would have been to burst into songs on the bridge and have a very private conversation in front of my crew. Boreth put this little inconvenience into perspective. #strangenewworlds

Command tip: whenever possible use cowboy metaphors to make the crew feel more at ease. This is especially true when you *used to* a test pilot and you're hoping that test piloting is just like riding a horse; you never forget how. #StrangeNewWorlds

Starfleet’s secret weapon against the Gorn.

When I tell Spock to not do anything I wouldn’t do. To be fair, he followed my orders. Of course, I would have done the same! #strangenewworlds

The one time I have fun on the bridge. #wherefungoestodie #TalkLikeAPirateDay

A long tradition of luxurious captain’s quarters. #TalkLikeAPirateDay #disneyland

My encounters with the Klingons always leave me with indelible memories.

Ship wide reminder that I do not like spiders.

For those waiting patiently for my orders (might take a few years).