President Trump just announced new high-tech mask will greatly reduced the spread of the #CoronavirusOutbreak. It fits right over his mouth.....

We're committed to the safety of our cast & audience. But couldn’t you use a good laugh about now? That's why the Steps have launched our curbside satire service. It’s fun, easy & shockingly expensive. Simply download the app. Out friendly comedians & writers are standing by!

We look forward to the resumption of our public shows at Ronald Reagan Bldg when this is all over. But in the meantime, we encourage everybody to take it easy when cutting their own hair at home.

We look forward to seeing your audition tape! Perhaps a rousing duet with Jon Gabriel?

"At the end of the day, that dame just had the best smelling hair. And that's no malarkey." - Joe Biden when asked what tipped the scales for Kamala Harris.

Steve Bannon has been arrested on fraud & money laundering charges. When asked how they know he committed fraud, investigators replied, "because he's a POLITICAL FUNDRAISER!" #Charlatans #SnakeOilSalesman #Grifters

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Nancy Pelosi violated California restrictions by having her hair done in a closed salon. Meanwhile, across the pond, Boris Johnson may have violated London restrictions by having his hair done by a toddler with pointy scissors on a roller coaster during a lightning storm.

Joe Biden is bound to lose support in the LGBTQ community if he continues to wear a white mask after Labor Day. #FashionFauxPas

This is very funny! And, therefore, we are jealous....

Peace in the Middle East? You know what that means.....

Hallelujah, it's finally over!!!! Congratulations to.....wait....what? Oh.....never mind.

After pardoning a turkey named Corn, President Trump then added, "Okay...now you do me."

News from Capitol Steps HQ....

Mark Russell allows himself the briefest of smiles, and slowly crosses off another name on his yellowed, handwritten list.

We miss being with you Clayton Opera House! Hope everybody is doing well.

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