There are two types of friends •The bully each other as a sign of friendship •The please no bully we have feelings Confuse those two at your own peril

Math teachers from the 2000s really expected us not to have calculators in our jobs and use our unreliable brains? Psychopaths all of em

France built a sub with a big ass gun on it. Never fired.. rammed once.

Their parents already did, why can’t we?

My question is, why haven’t we built up balloon popping monkeys to counter these capabilities?

it is a federal crime to cuss on ham radio

Did yall know that sometimes cat’s come with a human? And you can date that human for more cat time!?!?!

Italy be like:

You can only choose 4 planes for your hangar. What would they be?

Love it when podcast bros get their comeuppance

Apparently some weird nerds are STILL upset over my anti-gamer bigotry. PSA: Gamers are not an oppressed minority. But maybe they should be.

Laughs in Floridan

Disney World gotta be the #1 place on Earth to spot ex-military dads yelling at their kids

The good thing about being a few years out of the army is that i now get paid way more to stand around waiting and the disassociating still works!

Ulysses is a reminder that school standing doesn’t set the bar for life success Lee is a warning that good grades do nothing for the real world

Our dog has been barking and scratching up our back door every night. He has been doing this for days so I sat with him last night to find the issue. I snapped a flash pic of the backdoor when he barked and captured this. Be VERY careful outside because this does NOT look normal!