If Studio Ghibli made a horror film

The incompetent mayor keeps failing the city. Trying to look cute and proactive when we all know this campaign does absolutely nothing. Just like thousands of fare evaders each day, these idiots will get away with everything. Ban them. Fine them. Jail them.

Don’t you just love it when people who earn significantly more than you do go on strike for an entire week, demanding reduced working hours and higher pay, consequently disrupting your chaotic life even further?

Tube strikes are not a working class fight back It’s greedy workers on £50k leaving minimum wage workers stranded on platforms unable to make money they need to put food on the table, because they want even more money That’s the truth - they are the greedy

Surely London will not reward this pathetic excuse for a mayor with another term after all this, right?

Rating films of 2025 ✅ The Ballad of Wallis Island, Black Bag, Materialists 😐 Mission Impossible - The Final Reckoning, The Last Showgirl, The Roses, The Salt Path, Thunderbolts*, The Thursday Murder Club ❌ Babygirl, Freakier Friday, Happy Gilmore 2, Jurassic World: Rebirth

How does Sadiq Khan still have a job?

I would love to dedicate this account to railing against the United Kingdom (and occasionally the rest of the world), which I already sort of do, and documenting all that’s wrong with the country but that would probably require another lifetime to cover all the items on my list.

New hobby: reveling in self-proclaimed macho men crying into their pillows over “offensive” jokes.

Took offense to being told he’s not available enough to get another extension right away. Agreed to play the season. Quit publicly. Complained about a non-existent lesser role. Complained about lack of help (contradicts last complaint). (Cont.)

Wolfey, along with the rest of the community, deserves better. We have a lot of young people in this community that simply don't understand the parasocial relationships they are forming. I feel bad because I genuinely think there is an entire generation that doesn't understand

News outlets wilfully refraining from providing a description of the culprit to dodge backlash, effectively endangering countless lives. Ricky Gervais was right: bring your stab vest if you’re visiting London. standard.co.uk/news/crime/bal…

When the Heat schedule was released, we said someone would be out tonight

So Draymond, Steph, and the rest of the Dubs meet the Heat players mid court But this dude Jimmy Butler can’t be bothered despite all the memories and moments he shared with them. Wish I could say it’s surprising but we know how he’s like

Bam Adebayo’s hat. Good night from Miami.

Thank you for the memories, the shots, the moments ❤️ Nothing but respect for you, Duncan Robinson!

"My older homies think I'm kinda sorta schizo / I feel the same as y’all, but don't consider it an issue"

Dan calls out NBA media for corruption 😳 "The national NBA media is trying to commit a heist on behalf of the league to manufacture the sexiest storylines, and they’re willing to do it to the detriment of one of the league’s best organizations [the Miami Heat] because of

Happy Pokémon Day!

Trying to discredit an 83-point performance in the NBA is crazy. More proof that people aren't watching sports for the love anymore; they watch to critique.