Wear your parkas I’m bringing the crumpet thunder

I attempted to out pizza the hut and all it got me was a hernia and some whiplash

After 4 hours of stretching I can finally suck my own toes I have no need for you now Rudy Gobert

It’s not on the toast

Fillet-o-fish? More like fill a fish with bottle rockets and put him in gods hands

I need a booger sugar mama

Cat in the #SLATT

If you view my LinkedIn profile and don’t connect with me fuck you

Tryna get crunk? Just hit up my mom

My mom just bought her 9th VHS copy of Airplane 2 for absolutely no reason

I don’t take t-breaks, the coke is just mid in jail

I am just a figment of Stephen A Smith’s imagination

Protect a kid, get a cool nickname

I’ve been taking estrogen all year for this shit

Call me a high school dance the way I be grinding😈💯💪🏼

An object in motion stays in motion, but I have no moves #isaacnewton #diedavirgin

Hottest personality trait: diabetes

if using cotton swabs to clean yo ears so bad for you then why tf i jus cum?

You can never have too many consumables

Remember Brumpnus? Hate that dude