i'm starting to realize that if you really like someone, being friends with them is sometimes better than dating them.

The largest population of colonial old stock Americans are probably Black people

Unmedicated birth at 11 years old. The words haven’t been made yet to describe what needs to happen to all of the adults involved.

im neither a gaylor nor not a gaylor like i really do not care about this stuff anymore at all but both sides are 95% ignoring that bisexuality exists and it's so insane to me is nobody else a bit baffled by that. i feel like biphobia and bi erasure has been so rampant this year

men who speak on “geriatric pregnancies” as if women aren’t already intimately aware of their own biological clock

Reading an advanced copy of Saturday Night Live 00's and crazy... this SNL sketch of Kate McKinnon playing Hallelujah as Clinton was originally meant to be funny but everyone took it seriously so they ran with it

I'm starting to feel bad for the Tallow guy. This country was founded on crazy dreams, whether that dream is crossing the Mississippi or creating a chicken restaurant with a beef name inside a Shop Rite that closes at 7 and is targeted exclusively to RFK Jr.

I just said “L like lasagna” to a customer service agent, and he lost it. I do not know the phonetic alphabet at all. Never will! I keep it creative.

do u think technology can theoretically produce anything u can imagine (teleportation, time travel, immortality, etc) or are there limits to what can be done even theoretically?

recommend watching the netflix and national geographic (hulu/d+) hurricane katrina docs. both are out now

I always found Humans of New York veered on treacly and still think that New Yorker review correctly identifies the shortcomings of the project, but I would take it 1000x over Subway Takes being the viral NYC output.

Never loaded a story so fast in my LIFE.

documentaries show footage from 2005 and it looks like it's from the 80s omg im old

If 97 percent of Lockheeds revenue is indeed from the government, why does the taxpayer socialize their costs but they get to privatize the profits?

And I honestly think it made us more well rounded in terms of our pop culture knowledge to. Forced exposure did so much heavy lifting and now that it’s not as much of a thing for younger people…it shows!