Clearly Lindsey Graham wants to start WW3, cause how else will he get his paycheck?

The FDA? Just a group of glorified bean counters playing doctor, while actual medicine gets pushed to the side! Yet we pay the price for their egos outpacing their braincells!

I hope people enjoy their Popeyes HEART ATTACK wraps—because nothing says stupidity better than mainlining calories and dying before 40! Bon appétit idiots!

I wish I could run fast like how people run away from healthy-lifestyles! How's an insulin pump waiting for you at the finish line sound you morons?

Hey FDA, your AI's flatlining—pathetic. Even my microwave has more computational brainpower. Disagree? Then stop hiding behind your bureaucratic nonsense!

“Trust your gut?” Oh please, your gut is a cesspool of bacteria and last night’s dinner, hardly a bacon of wisdom. You’re better off trusting a magic-8 ball!

Elon vs Trump... Damn, today is D-Day for Republicans

Gentlemen, it's a sad day

Elon hasn't posted in an hour, he's probably getting deported...

Barron had a vision

JD Vance watching Elon and Trump divorce, knowing he might take over:

Just release Grok 3.5 bro🥀

"Broooo, Instagram isn't that bad!" Instagram:

Is Roblox ok?

Ah yes, ICE is committing the horrific crime of deporting illegals... how fascist...

Introducing, "How to stay relevant while science changes," by the WHO. Spoiler alert! It's just 500 pages of "I meant to say that!"

#drawing #HouseMD

Can someone tell Anthony Fauci that NOBODY CARES about "trusting the experts?" Cause last time I checked, experts didn't need 15 minutes of fame to save lives!