🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT 🔴 Where else could we start? Anyone who knows football knows this guy! Adrian Coote will be banging in goals for fun for the Bloaters Vets this season 💪🟠⚫️ #Bloaters #UTB #WhosNext

🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT🔴 Next up we are delighted to announce the signing of Lee Turner, he's done it all and won everything! He's as good at playing as he is at smiling...what a player 😍 #Bloaters #UTB #WhosNext #HereWeGo

🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT 🔴 Next we have 4 time Junior Cup and 1 time Senior Cup Winner Daniel Goodrum! Abundance of ability, what he lacks in agility he makes up for in determination...just look at that face! Goody means business 💪 #Bloaters #UTB #WhosNext #HereWeGo

🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT🔴 Our final announcement of the day is none other than the goal machine Shane Darnell! Aquaman from Wish has arrived...instantly brings a bigger female fan base to the club! Stay tuned for more tomorrow. #WatchYourWives #UTB #WhosNext #HereWeGo

🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT🔴 Here We Go! The Scottish Warrior Graham Cargill has put pen to paper for the Bloaters! The midfield general will put his body and soul on the line...what he lacks in winning headers, he more than makes up for with shouting! #Bloaters #WhosNext #HereWeGo

🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT🔴 Next up we have the dogs body Paul Page! When he's not being the rottweiler at the back, you'll see him traversing the wing like a whippet, raises his hand more times than a school kid with IBS! #LinoMessi #HereWeGo #Bloaters #WhosNext

🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT🔴 Finally tonight we can announce the mega signing of the predator Mark Sutton! This guy collects knee's and ankles like Katie Price collects STD's! Goals incoming ⚽️ #Bloaters #WhosNext #HereWeGo

Another day down, 5 days until our 1st friendly, more signing announcements incoming today. Here We Go! #Bloaters #UTB #WhosNext #HereWeGo

🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT🔴 Here We Go, we are ecstatic to announce the signing of defender Paul Rudd! He's never been seen without LJ, the chuckle brothers reunite for the 1,000,000,000 time, this time for the Bloaters! 💪🟠⚫️ #ChuckleVision #Bloaters #WhosNext #HereWeGo

🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT🔴 Finally tonight we have the pleasure to announce that Aaron Robson has become a Bloater! When he's not taking selfie's looking cute, you'll regularly see him breaking ankles turning defenders inside out, the GY Bernardo Silva 💪 #Cute #HereWeGo #Bloaters

Good morning everyone! Not only do we have more signing announcements today but we also have the squad announcement for our 1st friendly this Sunday along with match details for spectators! Stay tuned, its gonna be a good'n 🟠⚫️ #Bloaters #UTB #HereWeGo

🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT🔴 We begin Wednesday morning with the signing of coach/player Aaron Jex. He's been banned from leaving the house more times than Josef Fritzl's house guests, the reprobate Jexy is the perfect fit for GY vets👌Benvenuto #Bloaters #WhosNext #HereWeGo

🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT🔴 WE HAVE OUR NUMBER 1! Matt Charles signs for the bloaters. The lads will need to be super careful with their extra curricular activities now, we hear Charlesy is never off the clock, the words uttered "I'd knick my own mother if i had to" 👀 #HereWeGo

🔴Squad Announcement🔴 With Sunday fast approaching, we have the Squad Announcement for our 1st friendly! We've waited 3 long months for this...it's gonna be a good'n 💪🟠⚫️ #3MoreSleeps #Bloaters #UTB

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🔴SIGNING ANNOUNCEMENT🔴 Here We Go, Deal done! At the 11th hour we are pleased to announce that Scott Woodcock has completed his transfer to the bloaters! If you can't tell by the pictures, this man is granite! Paul Rudd has competition fighting for the affection of Lee Turner now

1st fixture done! 1 win registered! 💪 Played AFC Hoxne Res in ridiculously hot conditions. Displayed a very convincing 5-0 win with zero shots recorded on target at our goal! Goals: Adrian Coote 3 Mark Sutton 1 Paul Page 1 Man of the Match: Adrian Coote Up The Bloaters 💪

GY Vets 8-0 Waveney Highlights: Mark Sutton decides the ball belongs to him and scores 4! Lee Turner gets his 1st goal, Scott Woodcock scores from 1.5 yards. Adrian Coote falls into the box and scores the pen. Gavin Lawes scores a worldy. Into the hat!🏆

Northgate Street Derby GY Vets 4-0 Kings Arms Crusaders Goals: Mark Sutton 2 Kieran Hack 1 Ady Coote 1 MotM: Aaron Robson Top of the league 💪🧡🖤