On his way to proposition a girl UNCHAPERONED, with his tiddies fully out and everything

It is truly a system set up for you to fail. It was so hard for me to get my ADHD diagnosis and literally took nearly a year for me to get treatment.

It feels illegal that Procreate is only £10

Sandy Powell mentioning standby’s in her BAFTA speech. Iconic. youtu.be/3bzBnXulOts

EP, tour and album. I cry.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 25 Feb 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Jerk season 3 is out!!! Catch it on iPlayer or BBC Three! I am so honoured to have worked with such incredible people. Is Tim using me as a stool in the last photo? That’s a secret I’ll never tell, xoxo go sit girl

I can’t sleep for the fear of Kate Forbes becoming leader of the SNP

How much Bluey can I- eh, someone watch before they can no longer deny they’re fully invested in a kids cartoon?

I hate it here

Surely there is no way hozier tickets sold out that quickly????? Electric ballroom wtaf??? It was like 0.3 seconds

It’s been over a year and I still think about the woman who asked if she could swap her isle seat for my window seat on a bus. I am, of course, a good citizen so I agree. She takes the seat AND puts her bags on the isle seat so I can’t sit down. A TRAGIC BETRAYAL