when i die boomerang them lowering me into the ground plz

you don't need to rage bait me. i have always been angry

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year, the girls are tired……

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it's like welcome! so this is all my stuff

"time heals all wounds" WRONG. time is chasing me with a knife. Happy new year everyone.

I am so sad that anyone is ever in pain or that animals are ever scared and i want to help everyuthing in the universe

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

i am NOT a cocomelon parent. you gonna sit down and watch house md

“you block people over politics?” girl i block people if they don't like janice soprano

reading some of these Traitors takes……..y’all might need to go back to Candyland I’m not sure competition reality tv is for you. live a little!!

i need everyone who loves trader joe’s to snap out of it

I dont know how to explain it but i only have until the end of March

agora uma insanidade: a Argentina cantando Mônaco na parte de " es como meter um gol después de Messi y Maradona " 😮‍💨 fiquei toda arrepiada, BENITOOOO

white people be like my dog is such a Carrie

Anything to fit in

Talking about #Oscars to non cinephile friends.

sometimes your very offline boyfriend will say something that stops you in your tracks, like: “Who’s Club Chalamet?”