this is literally a meme i shared on facebook in primary 6 please try harder

amazing that i can travel halfway across europe and there’s still some guy on the street busking to Despacito

maybe the real Rock Lobster is the friends we made along the way

she linger on my cran until I berry

don’t tempt me cause i will

do you think the guys in the submarine have explored each other’s bodies

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Today it’s two years since we lost Sean. It’s hard to believe sometimes that he’s not here. Miss you old friend

The world feels so evil right now. The world’s leaders the most evil. You lose faith in so many people. There are no words for this collective and knowing cruelty. Most of all it’s the feeling of being fucking useless. Seeing human beings scream for help and die on all our watch.

Ceasefire now.

if youre 25 its all over pack it up

men be at house parties saying “this song was on fifa”

Palestinians are being killed in their thousands. Those who have survived the bombs face death by disease and starvation. It is incomprehensible that we are still debating whether more human beings should die. This cannot go on any longer. We need a permanent ceasefire, now.

i think that ‘Nobody looks like that motherfucker’ is one of the greatest compliments someone can receive in their life

[The most 20-25 minutes away guy you have ever heard in your entire life] yeah, i'm about 12 minutes away.

You: *pronounces Bon Iver as it's written* Most annoying guy you know, barely able to conceal his delight: what did you just say