I know now what it means to be an adult: I willingly and happily eat the ends of a loaf of bread.

Ugh. Mondays... am I right? No, really. Am I right? I have no concept of time anymore.

Has anyone tried just putting 2020 in a bowl of rice?

My iPhone won’t face-unlock with my face mask on. They were right. Eventually this thing will touch us all. #respect

Better is possible.

If Star Wars movies had the correct titles x.com/kristapley/sta…

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I wish Nevada was as decisive as Claire. #TheBachelorette #2020Elections

I miss the days when our biggest problem was Ben Affleck being Batman.

So excited to see @GaryGulman again in Orlando at Dr. Phillips Center! Saw you in Boston about 18 years ago I think. So obviously I’m a huge fan. #SpaceItOut

Wordle, but for sharing who has the longest CVS receipt.

Once an astronaut, always an astronaut.

PSA: Words ending in ing are pronounced ing. Not ink. That is all. Bye.