Heard a Bonnie Raitt song earlier and I swear it gave me a craving for Texas Roadhouse.

The 2nd Noble Truth: Suffering exists because of unfulfilled expectations. (IT'S SO OVER)

JUS SITTIN' 'ERE FINKIN' BOUT BEEIN BRUTALLY KUNNIN' OR KUNNINLY BRUTAL.

Tucker-Putin interview abridged:

Earlier today, I made a post comparing Aella to Caligula. In retrospect, that was not very kind or fair of me. My sincerest apologies to Caligula and the Julio-Claudian dynasty; there is no doubt that they all hosted much better orgies than she did.

The idea that "anything can be art" is a destructive notion that devalues art by implying works such as the Mona Lisa are of equal cultural value to a banana duct taped to a wall, and I find that notion wholly unworthy of respect.

Hill District. Memory Lane. A male is taking a stroll down Memory Lane wearing only a single sock.

I'd use the SimCity 2000 theme pack today

Paying $659 for the same fit as Goofus D. Dawg is wild af.

"I am score 500" - (Geno, probably) #lgp #penguins #malkin

If you didn't listen to this while you did donuts in a parking lot in highschool...did you really even live? youtu.be/EsIqEq9OFxE?si…

This is BIG 🚨 Documents reveal Democrats in Maine have been using USAID money to pay for their campaigns The Maine Wire “Governor Janet Mills administration has been using taxpayer dollars like the USAID Fund” “Were about 10-15% of the way through reviewing all 4,500 of these

#bayleaves

I feel bad for the upcoming generations that spent the evenings of their youth on iPads and Fortnite instead of throwing rocks at each other in a construction site and stealing lumber like proper children.

Rod Stewart - Bette Davis Eyes

Donnie Kelly Baseball. Pittsburgh’s Manager. Also, mad respect to the umpire for taking the heat and dishing some back too. He easily could’ve called over one of his human bodyshields and walked away like some other umps we know

Heinz Sight: 57 Varieties

never let go of that childlike innocence you had when you were a 27 year old boy