You’ll never catch me unhappy again It is what it is & fuck what it aint

Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo perform "Defying Gravity" together at the #Oscars

🗣️In the words of 𝑀𝚛𝚜. 𝒮𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚜 🐉🕹️ for a man to be a good man, his programming must be defective 💅🏽

CONFESSION ~ I’ve done things for money that I’m ashamed of… Mostly waking up early and going to work 😔😩

Now this is my idea of a good time 🤩🤩🤩

Crazy Clips This security guard was waiting her entire life for that

It’s gonna be 72° today and sunset is scheduled for 6:56pm…I can feel my inner bad bítch defrosting 🧊💃🏽🧊

Why do folks have a problem with lazy people 🤔 We didn’t do anything, we never do anything 🤷🏽‍♀️😂😂😂

Am I the only one that peels the “crust” off of Uncrustables 🥴

It’s been about a year and a half since I started doing my own nails…I’m getting pretty damn good at it 🥰😍💋💃🏽🌹🍒🌶️🩸❤️❣️

If you strain your hard liquor through a Brita filter pitcher you won’t taste the alcohol 😲 Thank me later 💋

Well damn

Sometimes I go overboard, but I can swim so it’s cool 💅🏽 #naildesigns #gelX #HELLOKITTY

Why would I take the highroad, when I can take the socioPATH 🛣️🔪🤗

🎶 It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor…🎶 Happy Friday 💙🩵💙

America is that guy from high school who peaked in the 90s 📈📉

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I just got the “ick” 3x from 3 different people in less than 24 hours…ATP it’s me😂😂😂