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Back from a bike ride and straight around to visit my old lady next door who can't find her hearing aid or glasses. It's a look isn't it

Clever and funny Twitts

Mabel and Olive live finals

Another day, another afternoon swerving around pedestrians while holding my breath

But further from water buffalo

Victoria Wood because sometimes gentle humour is just exactly what you need

I bumped into a friend yesterday and we had a chat about 'all of this' and how we're all coping from our different perspectives. She's just sneaked this into my garden and I'm so incredibly touched by her kindness. It's filled my heart up

Watching a thing about carjack fibrosis. That's a weird name for a heart condition isn't it? Cardiac. It's cardiac

Imagine being introduced as being "still alive, at the moment"...

Still having the company meetings online.

If you've ever worked in an office then watch W1A and then, when you've done that, this.

Fun ways to spend a bank holiday weekend. Nobody likes life to be too easy

This is horrific and I wish to unsee it

I live for these

Someone just said "you're nice and brown, have you been away?"

Don't put your phone in your pocket and then go on a bike ride in the rain. You might send a gobbledygook tweet in reply to a lady comedian and not realise for 6 hours

Standing holding the door open and shouting "just get out!!" at a fly that's spent the last ten minutes buzzing around my head and crashing into the window. It's being deliberately rude and wilfully ignorant

Crofters Virtual 10km on Saturday 14th November. Do it with your friends & family anywhere in the country! £2 from every entry goes to Bolton Hospice See our website for more details: 👇 northboltonrunners.co.uk/crofters-10km/