I think I speak for all neurodivergents when I say I would rather get frostbite

I just started watching Notting Hill on Disney+ and it starts with the wrong version of the song She?? Looks like I’m buying it on Amazon then…

This is the shit Achilles and Odysseus were up to between battles in the Trojan war

Y’all would not have survived the Tropic Thunder era

Malcolm Tucker’s been released from prison

I’m rewatching The Mummy and I genuinely don’t think Imhotep did anything wrong

Somehow Awkwafina’s been cast

4VATAR

I’ve only seen a clip of the film Gunslingers but I can categorically tell you: A: This is an all timer of a Nicholas Cage performance B: Bulleit rye whiskey was available in the old west, apparently

The yankification of Gordon Ramsay needs to be studied

Is this… is this the first live action remake of a straight to DVD sequel??

fucking clanker

She chose to take his name so calling their kid Taylor would be unmatched commitment to the bit

In a dystopian future, big corporations take turns staging false flags so they can post highly memeable statements like this to boost the relatability of other businesses on social media and reinforce the capitalist status quo

Fix Ahmed was the best host yet

Has anyone noticed you never see John Hannah, James Nesbitt and Titus Welliver in the same room?