I’m Josh Shapiro, and I was just endorsed by the PA Democratic Party to be the next Governor of the most competitive state in the nation. Protecting our voting rights, the right to choose, our democracy — it all comes down to PA. If you’re with us, can you RT this message to grow our team?

Normalize adult humans lying in sun spots on the floor.

Not Wordle, just a dog owner's lawn.

Someone should invent an alarm clock where the alarm is the sound of a dog about to throw up. Because nothing wakes me up and gets me out of bed faster than that.

Just a reminder that Queen Elizabeth has reigned for 30% of U.S. history.

Welcome to another normal day in Britain. Who will be Prime Minster this evening? No one knows. Are you currently the chancellor? Perhaps. Should we be paying attention to important things like being able to afford to be alive? Shut up.

Holy shit

Oh dear. I can feel the buzz wearing off. I need another resignation to keep me going. Used to be just the one could get me through a whole week. Now I need a couple a day to get the same high

General election, now. Our city and country has never needed a Labour government more.

What a great day to be a lettuce

Imagine becoming leader of the country knowing that your first speech has to be fresh, original and inspiring and then deciding you’re just going to resort to delivering two paragraphs of cliched insincerities with the same passion as a dot matrix printer.

Uvalde: AR-15 Buffalo: AR-15 Boulder: AR-15 Orlando: AR-15 Parkland: AR-15 Las Vegas: AR-15 Aurora, CO: AR-15 Sandy Hook: AR-15 San Bernardino: AR-15 Midland/Odessa: AR-15 Poway synagogue: AR-15 Sutherland Springs: AR-15 Tree of Life Synagogue: AR-15 Colorado Springs: AR-15

*Warning to all my kitchen containers.* If I choose you tomorrow, you’ll have three chances to match a lid. If the first three don’t fit, you’re in the trash. That’s it. Same for you, lids - you’d better fit a f&#%ing container. Make some new friends tonight, lads

Hunter Biden’s Laptop

We couldn’t let this slide without dropping our version!🤩 #wakandaforever✊🏾🤩 \\Tag your fav in the movie to see this remake ✨// #ikoroduboisversion @marvelstudios

Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics

The guy who filmed Andrew Tate's response to Greta Thunberg