I feel a deep connection to Scotland as it is john pork homeland

most of you don’t have what it takes to survive in Canada

East Coast Americans who visited Montreal for their 18th birthday bender are no longer allowed to have an opinion on it

my name is poop just kidding

It’s not 2016 anymore. Women are allowed to be stupid bitches too

in your twenties there may be love. It's very important to ignore this love and pursue a Masters instead.

to be loved is to delete hinge

"Can the subaltern speak?" We actually meant questions specifically about the job

First in my bloodline to do every single thing wrong

a second masters degree will fix me

I met some girl from Rhode Island the other day who had a fascination with kinji00…perhaps Quebec’s largest cultural export of the 2020s will be separatist rap

Any tips for making a squirrel understand its own selfishness

not really my cup of pee sorry

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

How to hold a squirrel accountable

Long time no pee

Suckingham Phallus

Day 2 no Instagram. Not only do I feel better than everyone, but