It's rough but shit it's not wrong.

"Well apparently the grim aren't the only things to go into heat. Apparently the girl who creats them does as well."

"I'VE BEEN GONE YOU THINK I KNOW HOW OLD HE IS?" x.com/fuckozpin/stat…

"But hey I won't judge either way."

"If you think I'm scared of anything you or your Zephyr can throw at me your sadly mistaken. Hell, kill me if you want. Doing me a favor. -- x.com/fuckozpin/stat…

-- And as I said. I don't even know who it is. So hakuna your tatas."

Might've said that too early-

Oobleck walks through a portal and drags his own decaying corpse out into Forever Fall with a shovel in hand, digging a hole in the --

-- ground and pushing his body into the hole before covering it in dirt, patting down and putting the shovel down. "I'M BACK FUCKERS!"

"Hasa Diga Eebowai."

"This is Bartholomew Oobleck with an announcement. 1. I'm back. 2. I am officially retiring from my position as a history professor at --

-- Beacon Academy."

"Just sayin'."

"GOOOOOD MORNIIIING VIETNAAAAAM!"

"Hahaha! FUCK YOU!"

“So... I might’ve fucked up.”

“Oh great, it’s Halloween. If anyone jumps out at me dressed as a grim, I will not be held responsible for what happens to you.”

((Might bring Oobleck back. Might not. Don’t know yet. Though the verse does seem a lot less active then it did before.

((Also maybe less crack Oobleck from here on out. It won’t go away entirely, just pushed more to the back.