Riddle me this, Batman… Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

4 years later, I’m back in Texas for good

They said to get an office job so ……. UFC you ready?

I’m back in Texas after 4 long years so respectfully imma need to know who’s coming to chili fest this weekend👀

I should not be this emotional watching a show about Vikings rn smh

Had a beautiful woman leave me her number on a napkin today and one of my coworkers threw it away.. Elizabeth in Galveston, if you see this I’m sorry😂

in case anyone was wondering how the johnny depp and amber heard trial is going:

Man if my daughter does this, security will be escorting me out. Cause imma be talkin BIG sh*t!! 😂🤣

SportsConvos NFL Memes But what about our boy on the right? Leaves his spot vacated after realizing there’s only one exit in the Best Buy. Rather than going where the play is now, he’s pursuing where the play is going to be. Veteran awareness here.

Frank Ocean’s Blonde spends a 278th week on the Billboard 200 at #145 Blonde remains the longest charting independent album in Billboard history.

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?"

This is the greatest fullback clip of all time

Random groups of teenagers have called me Johnny Sins in passing not once, but twice this week alone

NEW: The Supreme Court ruled today that you can’t sue the police for failing to read your Miranda rights to you. This dangerous decision widens the gap between what the Constitution guarantees and what we can hold our government accountable for.

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

Just bought a house :-)

Unc roasted him into oblivion