are you a normal person who has fully recovered from that confession scene in fleabag or do you go back and re watch it with as much intensity as you can because you’re actually insane

Well well well

yeshuphobia is real kal office mein chutti nahi hai

Real.

palki sharama jaise pakistaniyo ke bare me baat karti hai, waise meri mummy mere baare me

LIE ON YOUR RESUME, LIE IN YOUR INTERVIEW, GOOGLE HOW TO DO YOUR JOB IF YOU GET HIRED, YOUR BOSS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING EITHER, LIE, HAVE YOUR FRIEND PRETEND TO BE YOUR OLD BOSS AND GIVE YOU A GOOD REFERRAL, LIE ON LINKEDIN

growing up in a non-hugging household got me patting people’s back when they cry

normalise gifting cloud storage on birthdays

Firstly there’s no downfall. Secondly, if there’s any and it started the day she stood up with young students beaten black and blue by a group of hooligans who got away scot free & were “allegedly” linked to the ruling dispensation, it says something about audiences, not her.

I'm surprised to learn this week that French and British museums consider theft wrong

Hey @getsimpl, my refund is stuck for over a week. Paid my dues last month, got a refund from Myntra after, tried transferring the refund to my bank (since I can’t use Simpl anymore) and now the money's gone! Not in my bank, not in Simpl. No response to mails or chat. No help.

first in my bloodline to ask chatgpt if I can drink diet coke in chandra grahan

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

i need a good fake scam job, like those people who do color analysis sessions

ever since i was a little girl i knew i didn’t respect authority figures

Your chances of being able bodied your entire life are slim to none. It is always in your best interest to advocate for a more accessible world.