Toddler has been playing with Woolworths Lego set today. I think she’s made it more realistic. #Omicron #SupplyChain

Wordle 222 2/6 My wordle coaching rates start at $200 per hour. ⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜ 🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

Rather than nursery rhymes, anyone else in marketing sing advertising jingles from the early 2000s when they’re putting their kids to bed???

So it turns out our toddler pretended to cry when my wife left her at daycare today, because that’s what all the other kids were doing. I think we’re raising a psychopath.

Toddler is learning how cafes work. Waitress comes over and her request is “I want food.” Might need to work on being more specific.

Surely the Germans have a word for the yearning parents feel on a rainy day for the blissful hours after the kids go to bed, but before you go to sleep yourself? #rain

Hey AEC ✏️ reckon next time the ‘Polling Booth Finder’ can have a filter for whether democracy sausages are available there? Asking for a hungry nation.

Our two year old still struggles with the difference between the letter J and G, but she can correctly identify X-Wings and TIE Fighters, and I think this may sum up my parenting style better than anything else could. #StarWars

Toddler kept asking me for her “bridge ticket.” Took me longer than it should have to realise she wanted her library card…that has a picture of a bridge on it.

In probably the most bizarre marketing promotion I’ve received this year, the software company that provided our due diligence dataroom earlier this year has just invited me to participate in their fantasy NFL draft league. 🤷‍♂️

I feel this…

Every year these seem to get better and better...

Now that we have view counts on tweets, what’s worse, seeing your tweet got loads of views and no-one liked it, or seeing that your carefully crafted tweet you spent an hour perfecting was seen by only four people? #AskingForAFriend

It’s finally happened. My “Daily Mix 1” playlist on Spotify is now exclusively nursery rhymes. #DadLife

On a rainy Saturday apparently the place to be is sat next to the Bunnings indoor playground, waiting patiently with your tiny novelty trolley full of DIY products for your kids to wear themselves out. Follow for more top tier #parentingtips

Sitting in a pub in London watching the #Ashes, 2/3 of the pub is oohing and aahing with every play and miss. 1/3 cheering with every clean contact of bat on ball. This is peak sports drama. Nothing beats test cricket.

This is brilliantly done.

Time to get underway!