Me answering "Good and you?" 4 months later

Nobody: Me in my 20's

Nobody: KFC cashiers as you approach the counter:

໊ smiling through survival mode fr

I don’t teach 2nd yrs, but one walks in my room this morning Sir waiz you? Me: you mean who am I? Him: yea Me: I’m the music teacher Him: or hor, music? Me: yes? And you are ? Him: *illegible gibbresh* no Ize not music Me: what is your name. Him: or hor…. zabir

“Wtf was i about to google”

I just want somebody to massage my foot when I come home yk

"Are we still going?".... An introverts attempt to cancel.

Massy got one. Go in the supermarket and get scared by the prices

All I want is a lil weekend by paramin sky, looks like a dream sigh

Health insurance Pension plan Rent Lawd All this to dead

😭😭

I know chips ahoy have drugs in it I just can’t prove it

"wyd after work" is crazy cus im finna shower & get in my bed😂

Who else writes "etc" knowing damn well you don't have more examples 😭

The current state of both Flow and Digicel is the worst I've ever experienced.

Corporate Offices:

Some will just give you new whatsapp stickers