Earth to noel listen up rkid I hear your doing gigs where people can't drink alcohol now that's the BeZarist thing you've done yet I forgive you now let's get the BIG O back together and stop fucking about the drinks are on me LG x

Good bank holiday yesterday , couple of drinks , nowt daft 🤥

Where the fuck did this arctic weather come from 😖

🎯 Canelo Alvarez is reportedly now focussing his attention on Billy Joe Saunders as the opponent he's decided that he wants to fight next. It's claimed negotiations are expected to take place this coming week for the May 2nd bout. [According to Mike Coppinger]

“Zachary Mayell: I'm done ” fucking beautiful

Bet they were so pissed “History Pics: A rejection letter Bono received from a record label in 1979. pic.x.com/6uYR7q8P8r”

Haven't used this in a while...

“UberFacts: The average Netflix viewer watches 2 1/2 episodes of a show in one sitting.” Georgina Peppiatt we comfortably sit above average

So Facebook haven't taken notice that my girlfriends profile has been copied and reported multiple times, disgusted by this...

Logging into twitter after nearly two years is slight nostalgia

Never the less, back to tweeting about daily life events and my hate for London commuters :)

When going to sit next to someone on the train, why does the person seated feel they have dominance over your seat and theirs #elbowwars

Announcing what platform a train is coming to is like telling people they're being served Last Supper #pleasefallonthetrack

You're more likely to strike oil in your garden than get a ticket for Studio 338 this weekend - well played NASTASSJA THOMPSON. trooper 😜

Train home, and I have a 6 seater all to myself, fucking beside myself! #chickendinner #legsup

It’s now December 3rd and studio338 promised everyone a refund by 2 days ago where’s my £80 fam????

Morning tasks cannot be completed without coffee #liquidlifesaver