All that work for a huge snow bank at the end of the walk that you have to clear. People are so lazy they're ridiculous.

Im glad I'm not the only one going from Beach Weather to Luther Vandross.

I have pickles, I have mayo. I'm making tartar sauce.

Hey Speaker Mike Johnson if fair is fair, im tired of our tax money floating yours and every other god forsaken state south of the Mason Dixon line.

Im trying to detect even one lie.

Just read an AI generated review where 'Customers' complained about the zipper on a button-up sweater. I was made overprepared for what is ostensibly a ridiculous future.

Rock DJ, Millennium, Angels. My fellow homo Kylie Minogue fans might recognize him. It's just that most of you were in utero or not even considered yet.

The thing about tetanus is that oftentimes, when you finally notice the symptoms, it will be too late and you will die. It will always be in the environment and the way some of you let your kids jump on those busted pallets at Costco...

The *dumbest* timeline

In the 21st century, I met my husband after seeing him at a party and passing him my number on paper. No profile, no apps, just gut intuition. You guys are going to be so fucking lonely.

MXC voice dub: In a past life, I was a cat!

I dunno, they don't let you register when you don't got insurance and 2 days ago I was told on here I need a dash cam.

I live in one of the few affordable areas left in MA. it's affordable because I have to go one town over for basics, home improvement stores are 30 mins away and any job that pays a damn is at least an hour away by car and the closet commuter rail is 30 mins. Just so we're clear

Slipped on some ice and nearly quenched my male desire to silently bleed out in a quiet snowy setting. Maybe next time.

To know what God thinks of money, one must only look to whom He has given much

Half of my frustration stems from loud obnoxious Super Patriots who think they're better Americans than you, not knowing one god damned thing about something they claim to love.

If you believe they all committed crimes and not that this is about protection from bullshit vengeance, you're not nearly as informed as you'd like to believe. Willfully blind, it could be argued.

The lights are those Philips Hue ones and it's subtly becoming more and more red in here.

Lying, cheating and stealing to get to where you are? Prop family? What are talking about here? Oh, but it looks nice.

Muting anyone calling it the Gulf of America unironically.