birdz (@c0lurk) 's Twitter Profile
birdz

@c0lurk

God's chosen retard

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calendar_today16-01-2019 04:41:52

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Billie (@billie_t) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Broadcasters leaning into hate watching is actually a very good move. Got to remember half your audience is hate watching at any given game

Broadcasters leaning into hate watching is actually a very good move. Got to remember half your audience is hate watching at any given game
Walid Arsenal (@1walid1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In an alternate timeline, we didn’t sign Gyokeres, Madueke and Eze and are chasing Isak with a week left of the transfer window with Newcastle demanding £170m as Havertz is out for a while.

Ska’d 4 life (@cyp_toon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Alexander Isak is now refuses to play for Sweden 🇸🇪 his agent informed the Swedish FA he will only play for Brazil 🇧🇷 #NUFC

Alexander Isak is now refuses to play for Sweden 🇸🇪 his agent informed the Swedish FA he will only play for Brazil 🇧🇷 #NUFC
David Sinclair (@davidasinclair) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Statistically, you should not exist: – Life-friendly universe: 1/10⁶⁰ – Earth + moon: 1/10⁹ – Multicellular life: 1/10⁴ – Intelligence & civilization: 1/10⁹ – Your genome: 1/70 trillion You’ve already won the lottery 10 times in a row. Ignore small people & enjoy!

Victoria (@vicky) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“Witches call it spells. Religious people call it prayer. Spiritualists call it manifestation. Atheists call it the placebo effect. Scientists call it quantum physics. Everyone's arguing over it's name, but no one is denying it's existence”

Kevin Xu (@imkevinxu) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My niece turned 1 today. Everyone else brought toys. I got her 5 shares of $NVDA. 17 years later, I hope she looks at it and thinks: uncle Kev got me started.

My niece turned 1 today.

Everyone else brought toys.
I got her 5 shares of $NVDA.

17 years later, I hope she looks at it and thinks: uncle Kev got me started.