In an alternate timeline, we didn’t sign Gyokeres, Madueke and Eze and are chasing Isak with a week left of the transfer window with Newcastle demanding £170m as Havertz is out for a while.
Statistically, you should not exist:
– Life-friendly universe: 1/10⁶⁰
– Earth + moon: 1/10⁹
– Multicellular life: 1/10⁴
– Intelligence & civilization: 1/10⁹
– Your genome: 1/70 trillion
You’ve already won the lottery 10 times in a row. Ignore small people & enjoy!
“Witches call it spells. Religious people call it prayer. Spiritualists call it manifestation. Atheists call it the placebo effect. Scientists call it quantum physics. Everyone's arguing over it's name, but no one is denying it's existence”
My niece turned 1 today.
Everyone else brought toys.
I got her 5 shares of $NVDA.
17 years later, I hope she looks at it and thinks: uncle Kev got me started.